Sunday, October 10, 2010

Anya Jenkins & Andrew Wells...

Andrew: "it's gunna be bad isn't it?"


Anya: "yeah"


Andrew: "so how come your here? I mean, you could just go right?"


Anya: "yeah... I did once before"


Andrew: "before what?"


Anya: "well there was this other apocalypse this one time &... well, I took off but this time, I don't know"


Andrew: "well, what's different?"


Anya: "I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before but now I've seen alot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of & I guess... I guess I just realised how amazingly screwed-up they all are. I mean really, really screwed-up in a monumental fashion & they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around blundering through life until they die, which they know is coming yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. they're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment, they kill each other, which is clearly insane! & yet here's the thing... when it's something that really matters, they fight, I mean they're lame morons for fighting, but they do, they never... they never quite... so I guess i'll keep fighting too."
Andrew: "that was kinda beautiful... you love humans"


Anya: "I do not!"


Andrew: "yes you do, you love them"


Anya: "stop it!, I don't love them & i'll kill you if you tell anybody"


Andrew: "I won't tell anybody"



Monday, October 4, 2010

If I Die Young

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song

Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother, she'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh & life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no, ain't even grey, but she buries her baby 

The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time 

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song

The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time 

& I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom, I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger, I've never known the lovin' of a man but it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, there's a boy here in town says he'll,love my forever, who would have thought forever could be severed by the sharp knife of a short life, well I've had, just enough time 

So put on your best boys & I'll wear my pearls, what I never did is done 

A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar, they're worth so much more after I'm a goner & maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin, funny when your dead how people start listenin 

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song

Uh oh, the ballad of a dove, go with peace & love, gather up your tears, keep em in your pocket, save them for a time when your really gonna need them

The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time 

So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls


Monday, September 27, 2010

Karen Mclair...

"But I like all the wrong things. you know?... 

Gossip girl, Davina, Dick Van Dyke, Lady & the tramp, Hannah Montana, monster trucks, dancing on ice, mojitos, Rio Ferdinand, Masala Zone, pop tarts, Jude Law’s accent in cold mountain, hair straighteners, love actually, Kylie, Whitney, Britney, Robbie, Brucie, L’oreal, wild at heart, milk, comic relief, ponies, Posh, Becks, pecs, chitty chitty bang bang & heavy petting... 

God, I fucking love that."


Marilyn Monroe...

"I'm selfish, impatient & a little insecure, I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Anya Jenkins...

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
they got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noises
& what's with all them carrots
what do they need good eye site for anyway...

bunnies! bunnies! 
it must be bunnies!!!




Summer Roberts & Marissa Cooper...

Summer: "remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?"

Marissa: "lord of the rings..."

Summer: "yeah that one!"




Varonica Mars...

"It's all fun & games till you get my foot up your ass!"


Buffy Summers...

"My life happens too, on occasion suck beyond the telling of it, sometimes more than I can handle 
& it's not just mine,
every single person is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own,
the beautiful ones, the popular ones, the ones that pick on you... everyone!
If you could hear what they were feeling
The loneliness, the confusion...

It looks quiet down there.
It's not, it's defining."




Monday, September 20, 2010

Effy Stonem & Freddie Mclair...

Freddie: "we'd be good together, don't you think?"

Effy: "no..."

Freddie: "why not?"

Effy: "because i'll break your heart."

Freddie: "maybe i'll break yours."

Effy: "nobody breaks my heart!"



Kevin Holmes...

"Loyalty & devotion lead to bravery, bravery leads to the spirit of self-sacrifice"