Sunday, October 10, 2010

Anya Jenkins & Andrew Wells...

Andrew: "it's gunna be bad isn't it?"


Anya: "yeah"


Andrew: "so how come your here? I mean, you could just go right?"


Anya: "yeah... I did once before"


Andrew: "before what?"


Anya: "well there was this other apocalypse this one time &... well, I took off but this time, I don't know"


Andrew: "well, what's different?"


Anya: "I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before but now I've seen alot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of & I guess... I guess I just realised how amazingly screwed-up they all are. I mean really, really screwed-up in a monumental fashion & they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around blundering through life until they die, which they know is coming yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. they're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment, they kill each other, which is clearly insane! & yet here's the thing... when it's something that really matters, they fight, I mean they're lame morons for fighting, but they do, they never... they never quite... so I guess i'll keep fighting too."
Andrew: "that was kinda beautiful... you love humans"


Anya: "I do not!"


Andrew: "yes you do, you love them"


Anya: "stop it!, I don't love them & i'll kill you if you tell anybody"


Andrew: "I won't tell anybody"



Monday, October 4, 2010

If I Die Young

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song

Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother, she'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh & life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no, ain't even grey, but she buries her baby 

The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time 

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song

The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time 

& I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom, I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger, I've never known the lovin' of a man but it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, there's a boy here in town says he'll,love my forever, who would have thought forever could be severed by the sharp knife of a short life, well I've had, just enough time 

So put on your best boys & I'll wear my pearls, what I never did is done 

A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar, they're worth so much more after I'm a goner & maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin, funny when your dead how people start listenin 

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song

Uh oh, the ballad of a dove, go with peace & love, gather up your tears, keep em in your pocket, save them for a time when your really gonna need them

The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time 

So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls


Monday, September 27, 2010

Karen Mclair...

"But I like all the wrong things. you know?... 

Gossip girl, Davina, Dick Van Dyke, Lady & the tramp, Hannah Montana, monster trucks, dancing on ice, mojitos, Rio Ferdinand, Masala Zone, pop tarts, Jude Law’s accent in cold mountain, hair straighteners, love actually, Kylie, Whitney, Britney, Robbie, Brucie, L’oreal, wild at heart, milk, comic relief, ponies, Posh, Becks, pecs, chitty chitty bang bang & heavy petting... 

God, I fucking love that."


Marilyn Monroe...

"I'm selfish, impatient & a little insecure, I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Anya Jenkins...

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
they got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noises
& what's with all them carrots
what do they need good eye site for anyway...

bunnies! bunnies! 
it must be bunnies!!!




Summer Roberts & Marissa Cooper...

Summer: "remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?"

Marissa: "lord of the rings..."

Summer: "yeah that one!"




Varonica Mars...

"It's all fun & games till you get my foot up your ass!"


Buffy Summers...

"My life happens too, on occasion suck beyond the telling of it, sometimes more than I can handle 
& it's not just mine,
every single person is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own,
the beautiful ones, the popular ones, the ones that pick on you... everyone!
If you could hear what they were feeling
The loneliness, the confusion...

It looks quiet down there.
It's not, it's defining."




Monday, September 20, 2010

Effy Stonem & Freddie Mclair...

Freddie: "we'd be good together, don't you think?"

Effy: "no..."

Freddie: "why not?"

Effy: "because i'll break your heart."

Freddie: "maybe i'll break yours."

Effy: "nobody breaks my heart!"



Kevin Holmes...

"Loyalty & devotion lead to bravery, bravery leads to the spirit of self-sacrifice"


Robyn Mathers...

"The act of selflessness is the sign of true friendship"



Lee Takkan...

"Desperation can take you a long way"


Chris Lang...


"Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices"


Corrie Mackenzie...

"Count your smiles instead of your tears, count your courage instead of your fears"


Fiona 'Fi' Maxwell...

"Each time we face our fears, we gain strength, courage & confidence in the doing"


Homer Yannos...

"Nothing is so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength"

Ellie Linton...

"Bravery is being the only one who knows your afraid"


Tyler Hawkins...

"Gandhi said...

everything you do in life will be insignificant, 
but it's very important you do it... 

because nobody else will"





The Girl With The Heart Of A Lion...

You are compassionate & caring, sometimes in a big way, but often just little things make a big difference to me.

Throughout the time that we have shared your heart & warmth is what makes me so happy to be your friend, in a way it's what attracts me to you & so many others.

You show understanding not only to yourself but to others, you can make people realise they are not worthless when they feel down or alone.

You prefer to resist judging someone straight away & seek out to find a meaning to some people's actions, you sometimes act before you think but that's only when your safe guard is up & someone is really trying to hurt you personally (or you think they do when there really joking:P).

The emotional words that can come out of you are quite severe, it makes you more beautiful than what you could ever know

I think in situations where you are a mess your still the most noble and heroic person I know & you wouldn't dare put anyone else before yourself.

If I had to sum you up Elle you would simply be "Beautifully Amazing with the heart of a lion"

knowing your in my life makes it bearable when I'm so down, when I feel like I have nothing... I always thank you that your in my life because when I'm in a dark place that I don't want to come back from, your the light that urges me too return back

"I love you Elle & just like your there for me, i'll always be there for you"


Chelsea Handler...

"I'm just as much of a romantic as the next girl, but if I'm dating/sleeping with a guy & he shows up on my door step with anal beads & a flashlight...
I'm gonna ask a couple questions.

like, what's up with the flashlight?"


John Tyree...

"The last thing I thought I was ever going to think of,
 was you..."


Ellie Linton...

"Live united or die divided"


Chelsea Handler...

"So I got some bad news from my gynecologist the other day, who told me that I got herpes from my vibrator... 
that's the last time I buy anything off Ebay!"


Francois Dillinger...

"I want to tickle your belly button... 
from the inside"


Ellie Linton...

"Emotion denied is emotion deferred"


Francois Dillinger...

"I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head & wear you like the crown that you are"


Chelsea Handler...

I don't like the term "alcoholic", 
I prefer "advanced drinker"


Ari...

I'm gonna live my life.
I'm not gonna make a difference.
I'm not going to change anything.
No one is gonna remember me when I'm gone...

I'm just gonna be me.




Effy Stonem...

Love, love, love,

what is it good for?

absolutely nothing.


Jungle Julia Lucai...

The woods are lovely dark & deep 
but I have promises to keep 
miles to go before I sleep... 

Did you hear me butterfly?

"miles to go before you sleep"



Lucas Scott...

Ida Scott Taylor once wrote...

Do not look back & grieve over the past, 
for it is gone.

Do not be troubled by the future, 
for it is yet to come.

Live in the present, 
& make it so beautiful that it will be worth the memory.